Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Sonny's Winning Speech
Here is Sonny's amazing speech. Mrs Styles and room sixteen students are feeling really proud because Sonny won the cluster speech competition for Year 5. He now goes onto represent us at the WBOP Speech Finals. Good Luck Sonny.
ZOMBIE INVASION
OK! Hi my name is Sonny! Today I’m talking to you about ZOMBIE INVASIONS. Now to get on with the speech ok schools have drills for tsunamis,earthquakes and fires but not zombie invasions say this very moment zombies smashed through the windows just to eat our brains have we practised...I don’t think so! So my idea is that schools have to teach us how to survive a zombie invasion and there should be a TV add “called get zombie wise” and it would tell you to write plans for your home and to place in a zombie alarm. Ok now my suggestion is that every family gets a ZOMBIE SURVIVAL KIT to store in a cupboard witch contains a couple of brains,machetes and some metal poles just incase they surround the house. But every adult and child needs a fitting builders helmet and safety goggles to protect there eyes. Now zombies are slow so you should charge through the bunch of zombies,all strength is in the brain so you know now the main target. here are top ten zombie tips 1.Never hide...run like crazy 2.Use an axe or chainsaw 3.Stick together 4.Don’t panic 5.Cover your head 6.Keep your eyes wide open 7.Stay away from graveyards 8.Watch your back 9.Don’t touch a dead zombie and finally 10.Get out of the car and onto the bike they could destroy the car and it would be so hard to get out. Everyone scream out NOOOO! because i’m continuing now :) Now! you must be courageous when zombies attack and my motto is...fight with all your might if you ever see one of these...run and scream for help!!! HA HA! GOT YA! I’m joking zombies don’t REALLY exist! But I hope you enjoyed my entertaining speech on ZOMBIE INVASIONS. But...whats that outside? No really what’s that...LOOK OUT THE WINDOW! Ahhh ZOMBIE INVASION
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Our house was invaded by ZOMBIES about 2 years ago. Mum said it was my sister but i'm not so sure!!! Du Du Du…
ReplyDeleteJoe S
I remember Sonny sharing that at assembly!! SO FUNNY!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe really had me convinced.
Joe S